VEGAN FREAK!

Vegan Freak Theme Song by by Rat and K@ !  Lyrics:

When we were kids, the bugs and the birds fascinated us – they were just like us. Then we were taught to slam the door. It’s not cool to feel too much – but some of us break free. CHORUS: According to you, i’m a vegan freak. If that’s what you think i’m a vegan freak. That’s your opinion: i’m a vegan freak. Happy as Larry, i’m a vegan freak. Whilst you stumble on from ‘drink-fight-drink-fight-drink’, we just fight against your solipsistic nightmare. Invisible, under your nose. We walk the Earth and change is what follows. CHORUS: (change last line to ‘Just glad i’m not you, i’m a vegan freak.’) BRIDGE: It’s so easy to deride; take the piss; say you’ll miss the death on your plate, the coat on your back. Aren’t you clever, hiding fear behind flippant remarks – well, what a surprise. They say ignorance is bliss and, if that’s the case, your brain dead myopia is hilarious. CHORUS: According to you, i’m a vegan freak. If that’s what you think, i’m a vegan freak. That’s your opinion, i’m a vegan freak. Happy as Larry, i’m a vegan freak. O, holy seitan – precious gods of tofu: thank fuck i’m normal. I’m a vegan freak.

 

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